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For quite some time, Office Zone has offered a large selection of signature capture pads, pen tablets, and related accessories. Models can handle a wide variety of tasks from inserting electronic signatures in documents or e-mails, to heavy use in busy retail environments.

Our pen tablet pads are used with most signature capture programs. An entry level model, the SigLite 1X5, is also compatible with Word, Excel, Access, Acrobat, Notes, Domino, HTML, Java, ASP, VB, VC++, Delphi, Images, Crystal Reports, and so on.

We make integration of our signature capture pads easy by giving our customers, free of charge, a wide variety of drivers and open-source software to help most devices work with existing programs.

We have several models in stock and can can ship them same-day. Be sure to learn more about Office Zone’s signature caputure pads today: http://www.officezone.com/mmperiph.htm.

Like most people, businesses are inundated with mail. Unlike most people, who can just toss their mail and it doesn’t make a difference, businesses might actually need some of the contents. Some larger businesses, particularly parent companies, receive hundreds of letters a day. Opening all those letters gets extremely taxing, which is why Office Zone has a prestigious selection of letter opening machines. The most elaborate machines can open up to 350 letters a minute. Investing in a letter opener saves bosses the time and trouble of doing it themselves or the money of paying someone else to do it. Perhaps most significantly, letter openers save fingers from endless paper cuts.

Of course, a finger exposed to years of abuse could prove to be very handy. Why, it could get callused over and become completely impervious to pain. Now that I think about it, a human letter opener could have a future of limitless possibilities: “Baby Crocodile Feeder” at the zoo; “Volcanic Lava Or Just Orange Glowing Foam Tester;” “Handgun Barrel Corker” (not sure what good that does, but hey, a talent’s a talent).

Taylor

I picture hell as one big business seminar. The devil handpicks speakers out of the crowd and prods them to the microphone with his fiery pitchfork. His selection criteria is simply any idiot who has intensely passionate feelings toward something no one else in the room cares about like “fantasy combat playing cards.” The chosen ones discourse for hours while everyone else tries to fall asleep, but can’t, because the hemorrhoid-inducing furniture they’re all sitting on isn’t having it. Hell even has managers, inexplicably immune to boredom, that ask rhetorical questions such as “Long night, huh?” and “Tired, Smith?”

Unfortunately, most people who didn’t do anything to deserve such torment have experienced it many times. The stuffy atmosphere, the cyborg lecturer, always sitting next to the person with chronic B.O.–these things seem to be inevitable; the sadistic furniture doesn’t have to be. If buyers want to save money, they don’t have to resort to the Renaissance Torture Store to find their meeting/conference chairs. Perhaps they want to keep employees awake, which a regular chair does, but it can’t keep their attention. A little padding on the other hand, is a good way to keep them happy. Office Zone padded conference chairs are just as stackable as the hard, flat type and at our discount prices, it’s only the boss’ fatter wallet that causes kidney failure, not the chairs.

Other discount furniture is available at Office Zone as well. We can’t promise a higher quality presenter, but we can promise a higher quality podium. We can’t promise tables of the sales-chart kind that will put the boss in a good mood, but we can promise tables of the wooden kind that will. You get the idea.

Taylor

Why do people use typewriters today? Some of our customers are surprised to learn that we sell typewriters. Although the typewriter was introduced in the late 1800′s, it serves some practical uses. Typewriters are popular in developing countries, where income is limited and computers are not an option. Here in the states, most of our typewriter customers include schools, from gradeschool to college, government agencies, and free-lance writers. A few of our government clients have certain forms that must be completed with a typewriter. Do you know someone who uses a typewriter? If so, be sure to post your comments here to let us know about it.